you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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