Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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