I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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