Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Randomize
