I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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