I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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