I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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