WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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