you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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