i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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