I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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