Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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