i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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