So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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