Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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