can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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