its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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