If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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