Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain