walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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