me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I believe in your delicious
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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