If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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