Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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