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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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