Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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