do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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