Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
is it fun? or sober?
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