I love black thongs
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
