At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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