Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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