dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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