Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday