Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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