he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
