discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
