You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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