Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I look better un-naked...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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