i jhust puked up my retainher.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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