We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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