Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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