I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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