Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Two words: nipple clamps
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