I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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