Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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