thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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