ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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