i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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