I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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