We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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