Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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