i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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