life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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