This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He has the fingertips of a God
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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