I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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