what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm too high and old for this...
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