I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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